I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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