The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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