well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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