You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Your cock deserves a montage
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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