what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No subtext here. People are naked.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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