Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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