They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Randomize