he wants to bone in the snuggie
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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