Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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