So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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