I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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