I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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