Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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