Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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