WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Small penises have feelings too.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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