Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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