i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Fuck appropriateness.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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