i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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