I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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