It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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