I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
whose parrot is this?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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