You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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