6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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