Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
