No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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