the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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