____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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