'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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