Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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