i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
