Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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