I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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