I'm gonna have a badass scar
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
