There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
my poor anus
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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