When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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