Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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