He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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