One girl and one boy is just not enough.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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