That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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