oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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