I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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