I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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