sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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