capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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