I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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