She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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