3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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