OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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