How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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