Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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