their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
