what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
