No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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