Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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