Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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